Rodrinator
May 27 2006, 05:01 AM
Game: North Park vs South Park.
Creator: Matt Crosta.
Genre: Platformer.
Description: Rescue the North Park kids from the evil South Park gang in the strange world of "Trollitica".

Rating: 45%.

Review: This weak platformer doesn't give much to do. The "Main Menu" gives you 4 options: exit, Matt Crosta (which gives you information about the creator of the game, and a broken link to his old webpage),Story (which gives the game weak storyline), and "Start" (which will take you
to a mini explanation of the game).
After choosing "Start", the game magnificient storyline will be shown: "South Park" kidnapped
all your 3 friends, and took them to the magic world of "Trollitica". The game is basicaly a
platformer, full of bugs that cause the gameplay to totally fuck up. The game's music doesn't
fit the platformer situation, but at least it isn't annoying. After you advance through the
levels (you will need to rescue your friends in every stage) you will fight agains Cartman's
giantic and floating head. If you defeat him, you'll receive a message saying that your friends
were kidnapped again. Rescue your friends again. The "obstacles" and gaps in the floor are totally hard to pass, and for making it even harder, in some levels you will find a South Park kid watching your friends.
After you finish the game, you will see a message saying that you rescued all your mates, and that you... killed the South Park kids. Quite strange to think, but well, it's common that a 9 year old kid kills another boy whitout remorse, right?

Good point:
-The graphics look quite good.

Bad points:
-The music doesn't suit the game.
-The bugs make it almost unplayable.
-The story is totally stupid.