IngramJ
Mar 24 2005, 08:13 PM
Game: Cartman's Quest
Genre: Rip-Off
Creator: Eminem2001eight
Description: Defeat a giant Kenny and two Mario thingies with just one hit then battle an unchallenging Visitor and finally pick a demo to play in this POS which is almost as bad as Happy Productins.

Rating: 1%

Review: This is something which is that pointless that it is impossible to actually call it a game! The game begins with Cartman leaving his "house", and being disturbed by two ripped Mario Bros characters, one being a Goomba. Anyway, these two fights are like in SP: Poleice Patroll: Miles from a challenge. First you just shoot a bullet at a goomba, and he dies in one hit, and he just bounces about in this so-called "battle"; and the next challenge is no different or harder, you just have to kill a different adversary. The story continues with a proper boss battle with a visitor. This level is a rip-off of the battles in Megakid X 1 and 2 - hmph!!!

Then that will be the end of this game, then you will get a choice of a demo to play - a mixed up demo of Kenny's Quest 1, and a Mega Mero (Who I have no idea who the Hell that is) demo, which is one-level, and the frame is even easier than hell, and a rip-off of the Storm Stan level of Megakid X 1 - *snort*!!!

So of course, even if you love crappy-games, do not play this! Happy Productins is the funniest chap ever, but this is no sequel to his games, and not funny at all. And here's the most important moral: Rip-Offs are Personal Demons of whoever made the game that they ripped off, never do what he did! Make a game up of your own story and gameplay!